Darren Giles has lost his college scholarship, can´t work up the courage to ask out the girl of his dreams and doesn´t have the cash to stay in college another semester. Unless he can survive the teenage dominatrix, New York´s largest drug mogul, convince his parents he´s not gay, write a paper on Dante´s Inferno, escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy in time to make his tuition payment, he´ll never get the chance to date the girl of his dreams.